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guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right

boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch

have you ever seen a bear with no fur?

now you have

my life

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I just made an anonymous e-mail address and sent this to my music teacher without any description whatsoever